1. It is completely your choice which bag you carry; you can carry the most gorgeous bag you want.
2. You never have to worry about your bag not dressing for the occasion.
3. Your bag will be with you as long as you choose, and will wait faithfully until you choose to carry him again.
4. You’ll never hear a complaint about having to carry all your stuff.
5. Sandwiches are not a daily requirement for bags. I promise.
6. Handbags actually prefer to hang out at Starbucks, thank you very much.
7. You know those really “fashion” outfits your guy thinks are dumb, but toward which you know Carrie Bradshaw would totally give a nod? Yeah, your bag thinks you look fabulous.
8. Handbags don’t change their minds. It’s okay, girl. I know.
9. Bags don’t get tired, bored, nor cranky.
10. You can sing along to Christina Aguilera as loudly as you want with your handbag in the passenger seat. He doesn’t care you can’t hit anywhere CLOSE to those notes.
11. Speaking of Christina Aguilera, I can guarantee your bag shares your exact taste in music.
12. Your bag would. be. shocked. if you went shopping without him.
13. And finally, the only parts of your body that matters to your bag are the crook of your elbow and your shoulder. And those always look good, baby.
Hee, hee, hee. #9. Totally #9!!!
my boyfriend NOW likes to study/relax at Starbucks, but he def didn’t when we first started hanging out!!
omgeee i love this tho. Carrie Bradshaw, sandwiches, compliments on my shoulders… what else could i ask for lol loves ittt.
This post is crap. I like Christina Aguilera too! You shouldn’t group all the sucky guys in with the cool guys.
Ha! You’re a funny one, James. But not all guys have as ballin’ a taste in music as, I’ll assume, you do.
And don’t pretend like you wouldn’t complain if you had to hold all my stuff! haha
You are hereby granted immunity from this post. I’ll pretend you’re as awesome as my handbags ;)
Amen to seven and twelve my friend. I may or may not post this on the fridge at my apartment…